How To Know He’s Not For You:

1. You mute his message thread 

2. He spits loudly 

3. He doesn’t offer you anything from the store

4. You wouldn’t wear his clothes 

5. You question if he even likes you as a human 

6. He attempts to tempt you 

7. He smokes all your weed

8. You have to help him financially 

9. He has bad breath

10. You like him more than he likes you

11. Your world begins to revolve around him

12. He doesn’t ask about Grandma

13. He knows what hurts you

14. He hurts you anyway